Saturday, April 5, 2008

the shit and the shitty week II

the shit

1. our anniversary - smog
2. plotting the escape
3. the mayan burrito at tulum (i'll take what i can get in this town)
4. storeyville by frank santoro
5. getting paid to download yes albums for your boss
6. meeting chase and caedron at golden chicken and ribs for 1/2 hour
7. picturebox inc.'s new store front in bklyn
8.
motel life by willie vlautin
9. cleaning out one's car and finding reno ish from two years ago
10. international player's anthem - ugk ft. outkast

the shitty

1. partners in crime threatening to jump ship
2. getting b. porray + guest lost in the hasidic jewish neighborhood in williamsburg...on a sunday
3. falling off (and having to admit it to those you look up to)
4. wack! art from the feminist revolution @ P.S.1
5. not being able to find the smog album i want within 40 MILES of my house
7. state and local tax (pennsylvania, i got beef nucka.)
8. spending the weekend worrying that you fucked up the film your boss needed a week ago
9. creative life store by cheryl dunn (way to have all the bomb ingredients and still make a shit salad!)
10. real decisions

6 comments:

passecliche said...

shit or shitty, whas the verdict?

http://www.jayzbeyonce.com/

satin touch said...

survey says: meh

while we are discussing surveys, i have one for you.

1. Are you ever going to send me your response to the book/packets?

a. eff yes! i am still totally all about this little project, and the only reason it has taken me so long to respond is because i am working on something sick brah!

b. probably. i mean it's definitely not a priority for me, but i would like to continue with this project and see where it leads us.

c. probably not. i don't know if you realize this or not, but i just got a new job and shit, and like i don't have time for this right now.

d. eff no! bitch don't you know who you are talking to...T-O-N-Y A-L-S-T-O-N, nucka! i was in a little show called DADA MOTEL...maybe you heard of it. anyway, i'm over your lame shit. you ain't even an artist n e ways. youse an administrator, beeyotch!

Anonymous said...

Where's Toni?
Love Carlee

satin touch said...

dear carlee,

unfortunately, tonigirl does not blog for shit. as someone who knows toni, you are probably well aware of how cool she is...far too cool for things like the internet, cracking jokes, her crew, etc. --- the sleepytimeblog is most definitely not the place to find our first lady.

however, if you were looking for the actual living breathing toni i would try the following places in this order: the co-op, her house, sara's house, unr library, the park, the river, satellite, wild waters, the sizzler on prater and mccarren or anywhere that sells cheap ice cream.

good luck. if you find her, give her a hug for me.

-nick

passecliche said...

I think it's option "e":
Eff Yes! I would like to continue this project, but I just got a new job and don't know how to re-finish books after I've chopped and screwed them to make something that will blind your eyes (almost like seeing "Assmuff" in person while a lunar eclipse is going on and you've just mushrooms outta an aerosol can).

As soon as I:
1. figure out how I feel about being an administrator myself,
2. take care of paperwork shit from last year,
3. finish this stuff with CCAI,
4. get in touch with the Minister, Trik-Trik, and you to coordinate a visit sometime in August
5. build a goddamn bike rack out of an organ,
6. apply for MFA programs and/or residences, exhibitions, etc.
7. find someone that isn't: A). carrying the baggage of her past 10 relationships, B). an alcoholic, C). a meth-head, D). a metal head, E). afraid to spit bananas into my mouth sometimes,
8). get rid of this STD that I contracted in the lousy DADA MOTEL,
I can fully and completely dedicate myself to long-distance cross-polination artistically-oriented endeavors.

'Til then, bits and pieces. Lo Siento, hombre. It's coming soon.

Anonymous said...

I would have never guessed sizzler, so thank you.
-Carlee