LET IT BE KNOWN that on this the 16th day of the 4th month of the 2006th year anno domini a challenge birthed from Dr. Gramps has been issued forth to the Minister of Rooftops. Quoteth:
"If we can't play in person, let's go for it long-distance. Pe2-e4. Long Algebraic Notation. You gonna go for Petrov's Defense or the King's Gambit? Get on it, suckah."