Saturday, August 11, 2007

How do you eat an elephant?

1. Cram as much down as possible.
2. Sense that you're close to puking. (Knowing your body is optional; it'll become readily apparent.)
3. Force one more bite and effectively push yourself over the threshold.
4. Run to the bathroom.
5. Relinquish all control and empty the majority of what you've just consumed.
6. Convince yourself it's worth it*.
7. Clean the toilet and your face.
8. Jump back out.
9. Proceed to Annihilate with Focused Reckless Abandon.
10. Emphatically state "Yes" when asked if Sleepy Time is your real name.

*Having a hype-man present is incredibly beneficial. Having a whole hype-team is even better.

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