Tuesday, August 28, 2007


It was about 6.9, or even 7.

that's MR. Rockstar to you

A brief recap of the recent TITLE FIGHT held just east of Reno:

Round 1: Eno and his signature "1,000,000 Needle Punches" make the Champ weary. Looks like it could be a quick bout! Blades valiantly manages to keep morale up despite the annoying stings and the bell tolls, signaling a brief intermission...

Round 2: Blades fights back with new-found charisma and stamina! A wonderful left-hook from the Champ utterly stuns the novice Eno. Not since the Tenneson vs. Fitzgerald match of '47 have I seen such an impressively smashing coup! The referee jumps in, wisely declaring a TKO on behalf of newly crowned "Rockstar". Those betting on the young upstart should have known better; Blades once again proved why he is the reigning Champ. Now, his notorious "one/two" combo is all the more intimidating. Watch closely and you'll only catch a glimpse of the menacing Stampede destroying all foolish enough to get in the way.

(Soundtrack editing to come ASAP)

Monday, August 27, 2007


And the Minister proudly proclaimed with the utmost urgency, "All ye whom have come seeking inspiration and enlightenment! Bask in the glory of newly inked legs. It is my sincerest aspiration that--one day--fanciness may emanate from within your epidermis as well. Maktub. I'm out."

The crowd was left speechless and disoriented, yet oddly satisfied.

(Soundtrack editing to come ASAP)

A lone male strays from the herd...

Five became four as an epic journey across the North American continent results in the opening of a new chapter in this young elephants life... He knows he can always follow the vibrations in the ground back to the old feeding ground.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

east verdi speakeasy tattoo party

it's done. i'm down.

one down, three to go...

Saturday, August 11, 2007

How do you eat an elephant?

1. Cram as much down as possible.
2. Sense that you're close to puking. (Knowing your body is optional; it'll become readily apparent.)
3. Force one more bite and effectively push yourself over the threshold.
4. Run to the bathroom.
5. Relinquish all control and empty the majority of what you've just consumed.
6. Convince yourself it's worth it*.
7. Clean the toilet and your face.
8. Jump back out.
9. Proceed to Annihilate with Focused Reckless Abandon.
10. Emphatically state "Yes" when asked if Sleepy Time is your real name.

*Having a hype-man present is incredibly beneficial. Having a whole hype-team is even better.

Thursday, August 9, 2007


tomorrow tony -AisforLionsRoar- boy is going to demolish a swensen's earthquake in the name of sleepytime, tight-ropes and satin touch aka whyte rain aka white fuckin' aka finger nasty aka white poon, respekanize!
-choppin' bliggity

ps. nick, could you add www.killallthewhiteman.com to the links on the side.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

The Minister Himself

elephant of the day - ballartist

apparently, they auction elephant paintings at Christie's. the most expensive one sold for 25,000 dollars.
now who's the ballartist.

Monday, August 6, 2007

elephant of the day

this is the image that i gave sara for the press release.
word is bond.
choppin' bliggity

Friday, August 3, 2007


so, tonyboi doesn't want to get tattooed, but after he and i spoke about this yesterday i had some ideas that i think could be worth exploring further. the first one was a semi-joking solution that i think could be really intersting and add a sense of humor to the piece while addressing tony's concern that the audience wouldn't really be experiencing touch. i had jokingly said that tony should just get a stamp and stamp it on himself erryday, he said he would be down and then said that we should stamp people as they came into the show. today i was thinking about this and I think it might be dope to have 4 videos of people getting tattoos and then the last one would be a montage of tonyboi stamping himself everyday. then either next to or below tonyboi's video could be a shelf that would have the stamp that he used and a fresh inkpad, for fools to get they stamp on.
choppin' bliggity